you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries
logging onto tumblr near autumn
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
(Source: witnessprotectionwithwings, via unescapable)
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”
I’m so going to buy it.
I bet yall didn’t believe me
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
(Source: okusuck, via unescapable)